iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

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nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

my-little-underground:

This will be the name of my biography

inebreeation:

inebreeation:

One time I sent cole an ask saying ‘please let me be your toilet’ because id on’t know we were talking about toilets or something WHO KNOWS but he screencapped it and now everytime I send him an ask he just photoreplies with the screencap of me messaging him saying ‘please let me be your toilet’ and it makes me want to pour sour milk on all of his belongings. 

no b ut i’m la ughing so hard i had to share

can’t even type

delete later

alltimeboners:

about a month ago we got an english assignment where we had to write a short piece from the perspective of a different object/animal/person/etc as if we had undergone a metamorphosis and this is what i came up with

paintdoktahwho:

11’s regeneration

normanbecile:

bbcsherlockian:

superwholockfangirl:

bbcsherlockian:

it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

GODDAMNIT

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

what is the point of a thigh gap

i’ve learned so much

malaptica:

punmonster:

i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom

the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen

#sometimes they float across my dash like a creature from the depths of hell tho

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no