my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
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yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
This will be the name of my biography
One time I sent cole an ask saying ‘please let me be your toilet’ because id on’t know we were talking about toilets or something WHO KNOWS but he screencapped it and now everytime I send him an ask he just photoreplies with the screencap of me messaging him saying ‘please let me be your toilet’ and it makes me want to pour sour milk on all of his belongings.
no b ut i’m la ughing so hard i had to share
can’t even type
about a month ago we got an english assignment where we had to write a short piece from the perspective of a different object/animal/person/etc as if we had undergone a metamorphosis and this is what i came up with
it will forever annoy me that the dash is slightly off centre
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT NOW I’M EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen